Montmartre tops out at 130 metres. That is nothing on a map and a great deal in the legs: the hill is climbed through narrow streets and stairways, and walking up from the city centre eats most of a morning. The pedal-assist electric bike solves the problem another way. You reach Pigalle without effort, ride up the boulevard de Clichy past its old music halls and the photographers' studios that lived off portraits of performers, then the bikes stay at the bottom of the rue Lepic. The climb itself is done on foot, at an easy pace, because the lanes up there were never made for riding.
In fifteen years or so, this hill produced a good share of modern art, and it did so in badly heated wooden shacks. It also had a taste for mischief. On 8 March 1910 the writer Roland Dorgelès, out to mock avant-garde painting, borrowed Lolo, the donkey of père Frédé, who ran one of the cabarets on the hill, tied a paintbrush to its tail and let the animal sweep the canvas every time it was offered a carrot. The painting, titled Et le soleil s'endormit sur l'Adriatique, went to the Salon des Indépendants signed Joachim-Raphaël Boronali, an anagram of Aliboron, the traditional French name for a donkey: accepted, noticed, sold for four hundred francs. Dorgelès revealed the hoax himself in the press once the sale was done.
The tour starts in the 7th arrondissement, where you are fitted to a Tern pedal-assist bike, helmet included, with a few minutes to get the feel of it before we set off, and it comes back to the same point, where the bikes are handed back. You need to be able to ride a bicycle and to be comfortable in Paris traffic: the route uses streets open to traffic, and your guide sets the pace on the group. Five participants at most per accompanying guide; beyond five, we may be able to run a second simultaneous group, subject to our availability, at the same rate, and we confirm that to you in writing. Bring comfortable shoes and water, since the crossing of the hill is on foot and the slope is real. The exact route is adjusted on the day to suit the weather, the crowds and traffic conditions.